Me to my brother: hahahahaa wait lemme get this straight. So your girlfriend of 2 years has been flirting on and cheated on you with your best friend, so you break up so she can be with him. Then less than a month later she comes crawling back saying she misses you and you actually give her another chance coz you think that’s acceptable. And now she’s warped you once again into thinking she’s amazing and all of the stuff that happened was your fault, and she’s guilt tripping you into buying her everything and paying for you both to live in her house? And you don’t expect me to take the piss.
LOL what an idiot. I hope it all goes to shit again and you’re heartbroken.