When my friends tell me that I’m not as bad as I used to be and I’m better than I was before

Nope. Just better at faking now 👍


kylajaykay:

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did

i’m just going to reblog this over and over again until i give myself carpal tunnel

(via can-you-keep-me-guessing)


yourspookyknightofbreath:

all the retail stores right now

(via can-you-keep-me-guessing)


pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

pagingme:

can i make a bible out of this man’s tweets

(via can-you-keep-me-guessing)


shouldnt:

Does anyone else laugh out loud when they are on tumblr

(via can-you-keep-me-guessing)


lustmeadow:

ikoi:

i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

(via shootingstarsgivehope)


riseoftheguardian:

Now I’m here, blinking in the starlight.
Now I’m here, suddenly I see.

(via disneygirldreams)




ashestoashesjc:

I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday. 

(via can-you-keep-me-guessing)


carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

genderpunkrock:

i wont title this or put album art

but because you are emo trash you will recognize it

FUCK

(via can-you-keep-me-guessing)


Q
Bet you can't gif the entire Frozen.
Anonymous
A

thelunaaltar:

chelseawelseyknight:

kristoffbjorgman:

u wanna bet m8?

image

Holy fuck.

Well shit.


penis-hilton:

this fucked me up so bad

penis-hilton:

this fucked me up so bad

(via can-you-keep-me-guessing)