Dan + his tongue | requested by beyoncejesusknowlescarter

I CAN’T DO TUMBLR!!!

My Internet is so bad it does even load anything 😫

officialalltimelow:

stupidandfearful:

officialalltimelow:

stupidandfearful:

officialalltimelow:

officialalltimelow:

GUYS WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

DO I HEAR A NEW ALBUM SOON? 

DEAR LORD,
LET THERE BE A NEW ALBUM SOON
SINCERELY,
THE HUSTLERS

*crosses fingers* CHANTS: LET THERE BE AN ALBUM LET THERE BE AN ALBUM.

*gathers a crowd* LET THERE BE A NEW ALBUM!

WHAT IF DONT PANIC WAS JUST TELLING US NOT TO PANIC BECAUSE THEY WOULD BE RELEASING A BIGGER AND BETTER ALBUM. *theories not to be taken as fact*

edmundcorcoran:

in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “we still hold a grudge against you for something a while back and we don’t share a border with you either” i think that’s lovely don’t you?

noblegold:

my dash is just a battle between confused whovians and europeans  

sararye:

tumblr right now

mrsmarymorstan:

fauxgingerwithasoul:

GUYS GREECE MUST BE SHITTING THEMSELVES RIGHT NOW.

WHAT IF WE WIN

WHAT WILL WE DO

THE ALCOHOL CAN NOT BE FREE!!!

“Oh yes. The woman in the picture is me.”

the-absolute-best-posts:

tyleroakley:

MY EMOTIONS.

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ashleyinchains:

forsciencejohn:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

is it just me or do the bubbles sound like they’re having sex

Best thing ever. 

Went to the sea life centre today :)

Went to the sea life centre today :)

patrickstumpkoala:

“Put on your war paint,” Patrick Stump whispers as he smears the blood of slain Shane Morris on each cheek.

Where’s the puppy?