Me to my brother: hahahahaa wait lemme get this straight. So your girlfriend of 2 years has been flirting on and cheated on you with your best friend, so you break up so she can be with him. Then less than a month later she comes crawling back saying she misses you and you actually give her another chance coz you think that’s acceptable. And now she’s warped you once again into thinking she’s amazing and all of the stuff that happened was your fault, and she’s guilt tripping you into buying her everything and paying for you both to live in her house? And you don’t expect me to take the piss.

LOL what an idiot. I hope it all goes to shit again and you’re heartbroken.





Happy 35th Birthday, Aaron Paul! (Aug 27, 1979)

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strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

strangergirls:

oy-eld-thankee:

I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”

Get in, loser, we’re going mopping

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Happy 35th Birthday, Aaron Paul! (Aug 27, 1979).

And congratulations on your 3rd Emmy Award.

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Brb burning my house down.


worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

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Frozen + best quotes

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pbh3:

The planets, aligned.

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alexgasxarth:

@AlexAllTimeLow: Today we learnt that @dougiemcfly is extremely dangerous with a bow and arrow. #Legolas

@idougahole: Cupid me. Tee hee hee @awgaskarth

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